1
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Alright, so who's next?

2
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Who thinks they can take
on the legendary CrewCrew?

3
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CrewCrew!

4
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Looks like Big Trouble's back for more.

5
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Dude, another battle's about to start!

6
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Man, this dude is back every week.

7
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Nah, I got y'all fools
this time, hit it!

8
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You all better watch out,

9
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cause Big Trouble's on the mic now,

10
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I'll knock all o' your lights out,

11
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with my verse, y'all be cursed,
blowing up like fireworks.

12
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That's it? Blitz Comet,
show this fool how we do.

13
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Blitz Comet on the scene.

14
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You step to me and you
gonna get creamed-corn!

15
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All up in your teeth, you reek,
you're the opposite of chic, ya freak!

16
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Your ryhmes are all antiques.

17
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Nobody wants em, they throw em all away.

18
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Right from the get go like
your brain is on delay.

19
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Matter of fact yo, you
better get a check up.

20
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Go ask your doctor, why you
be so ugly from the neck UP?

21
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Excuse me.

22
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What is Pops doing?

23
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A hug can be a wonderful thing.

24
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Two arms wrapped around
you like a mother's wing.

25
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But we're so selfish when we are blue.

26
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Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too?

27
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Thank you.

28
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Yo, whatcha say? Nah,
nah, nah, nah, hold on man.

29
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You trying to step to us?

30
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I'm just so excited to
hear some fellow poets.

31
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I thought I come join you
in the celebration of rhymes.

32
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, you're
not celebrating nothin'!

33
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Yo V-Tron, turn it up.

34
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Yeah, CrewCrew's coming at you.
Say it twice, don't forget it.

35
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Y'all better catch up to where we're at.

36
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You're behind the times. Can't
compete with our dope rhymes.

37
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So you better say your goodbyes.

38
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We got Francois, Blitz
Comet, V-Tron, the Jersey kid,

39
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on the beats. You know
we rock. Then Demel-Ishun,

40
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the dopest girl on the mic.

41
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And Alpha-Dog, I bark the truth,
my verses be all nice and tight.

42
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So now you know who were are.

43
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CrewCrew is the crew shining
brighter than a quazar.

44
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But your bizarre.

45
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Yes, you sir, are a loser.

46
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So cover up that freakish dome and
head back home and take your poems.

47
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Oh, dude, come on!

48
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Pops, are you ok?

49
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While I appreciate their
poetic skills, I am not a loser.

50
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You look like a loser to me.

51
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Yeah, why don't you take gramps back
home before he starts crying some more?

52
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Loser.

53
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- C'mon, Pops, let's go.
- No!

54
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I'll have you know my verses
won many a competition!

55
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You don't believe me?

56
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I challenge you to a
competition tonight!

57
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You mean a rap battle?

58
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If that's what you're
calling it, then yes.

59
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Alright, grandpops.

60
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Crew-Crew never backs down! So it's on.

61
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- You're going down!
- You're gonna get yours, buddy!

62
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Alright Pops, we can't let
you do this by yourself.

63
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Yeah, those guys are
gonna walk all over you!

64
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Plus, we know way more
stuff about this than you do.

65
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So Rigby and I will rap
with you in the battle.

66
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Really!? Our own crew, good show!

67
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Alright Pops, here's how you battle.

68
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Rigby, show him.

69
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Hey Mordecry, oh I mean Mordecai,

70
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didn't mean to diss you
please don't run away and hide,

71
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saw you sobbing at that
movie 'A Very Happy Bride',

72
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here I'll pass you a tissue,
try to have some male pride!

73
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See Pops, it's easy!

74
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'coz the ladies don't
like your sensitive side,

75
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like Margaret for example
but I guess it's just implied!

76
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Okay, dude.

77
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She won't get with you,
she just won't get with you,

78
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not gonna get with you,
never gonna get with you-

79
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- Okay, we get it!
- I'm just keeping it real.

80
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Now you try Pops.

81
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But he's just making fun of you!

82
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Exactly! That's what you gotta do!

83
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Now give it a shot.

84
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No, I won't do it!

85
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What!? C'mon, you
said you wanted to win!

86
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Being negative and
hurting someone's feelings

87
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is no way to win a competition!

88
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The power of poetry lies in expressing
the beauty of everything around you!

89
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- What?
- You're not making any sense.

90
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Come, I'll show you!

91
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What is this place, this magical field,

92
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it's wide and it's open,
nothing's concealed.

93
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It's sceneic and
peaceful for us to enjoy,

94
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why this is the park, good show old boy!

95
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Hmhm, not bad!

96
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Yeah!

97
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A place of great beauty
for plenty to use,

98
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it inspires us all
so go spread the news,

99
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to man woman and child
or begging cowboy,

100
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this is the park, good show old boy!

101
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Where's this stuff coming from?

102
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Man, he's getting into it!

103
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The key to this place
puts a smile on your face,

104
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it is the people it does employ!

105
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Why this is the park, good show old boy!

106
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Yo, is he for real with that?

107
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Good show old boy?

108
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You're gonna have to do better than
that if you wanna beat us tonight.

109
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You big headed loser.

110
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Hmph, go ahead and make snide remarks.

111
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Me and my crew are taping
into the power of poetry,

112
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and the beauty of our verses will
be sure to knock your socks off.

113
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See you fools tonight,

114
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unless you too afraid to show up.

115
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We'll be there.

116
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Lo-ser.

117
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Their rhymes are clever,

118
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but they don't come from the heart.

119
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As long as we're true to
ourselves we can't lose.

120
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Oh look, ice-cream truck!

121
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Dude, this is not good!

122
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We gotta find a way to
back out of the battle.

123
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Yeah man, I'm totally with you,
those guys are gonna destroy us!

124
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Mordecai and Rigby, look!
I have a surprise for you.

125
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Tah-dah! I made matching
uniforms for tonight!

126
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Pops, we can't do this.

127
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What do you mean?

128
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Look, we're gonna lose!

129
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No, the power of poetry will d-

130
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Pops, the power of
poetry isn't even a thing!

131
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C'mon, Pops, this is dumb.

132
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We should just back out.

133
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Well I don't have that option.

134
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Those gentleman called me a loser
and I must set them straight.

135
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Yeah, but what if
they're right? Uh, I mean-

136
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Fine, I'll do it your way.

137
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I'll do it your way!

138
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Wait, Pops, that's not what we meant!

139
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Shoot.

140
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Man, I feel kinda bad.

141
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I know, but Pops just doesn't get it!

142
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I mean Skips, you're not all
into classical poetry, right?

143
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Eh, haikus, mostly.

144
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Seriously?

145
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Okay, but what're we supposed to do?

146
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If we dess up like idiots and go down
to recite poetry against that crew,

147
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we'll be humiliated!

148
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Yeah, losers for life!

149
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I've lost my appetite.

150
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Mordecai, Rigby.

151
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Friends don't let down other friends.

152
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You guys are losers.

153
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He's right.

154
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Man, poetry's powerful stuff.

155
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Your attitude is unappealing,

156
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some would say quite rude.

157
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Your shoes are colorful-

158
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no!

159
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C'mon tough guy, why
are you tongue tied?

160
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Watch out everybody looks
like grandpa's about to cry!

161
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Whether in righteous storms
or the rainiest of days-

162
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Poetry!?

163
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-friends stick with friends
through thick and thin always.

164
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Mordecai, Rigby, you came!

165
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We're sorry, Pops, we
were acting like fools-

166
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-we hope you can forgive us for being complete tools
-

167
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-your poems aren't lame, they're really works of art
-

168
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-if we gotta win this battle
we gotta do it from the heart!

169
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Oh, thank goodness!

170
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Your way wasn't working at all!

171
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So what up?

172
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Are will battlin' or
have y'all smartened up?

173
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Let's do this!

174
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Beauty's in the center
of all that you see,

175
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simple yet complex and fully textured.

176
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And beauty be apart of all that you be,

177
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because you are the best
rhymers that I've ever heard!

178
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That's pretty cool!

179
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Aww yeah, they're into it!

180
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Aw what!? Uh uh, this is real now.

181
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Why you talking 'bout beauty, man,

182
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don't understand what's that
got to do with you, you fool.

183
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You guys are like spoiled
hams in a can-super bland,

184
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expiration date's overdue!

185
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The canning of meat
is quite a sweet treat,

186
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so thanks for comparing us so.

187
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Your words are inspiring,
my dear so concrete,

188
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you really put on quite a show!

189
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Okay, hold up,

190
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you wanna talk words and verse,

191
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but your face is distracting,
so ugly it bugs me,

192
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take care of that mess and
sweep it under the rug please,

193
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so trust me, you're only taking
matters from bad to worse,

194
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so the only solution is
to turn around in reverse.

195
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A gift to us, a new
perspective on things,

196
00:09:04,258 --> 00:09:06,928
life looking different
from where you stand true?

197
00:09:06,988 --> 00:09:09,378
So much to discover so spread your wings

198
00:09:09,378 --> 00:09:11,498
and take flight for a birds eye view!

199
00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:18,088
Okay, things be getting serious,

200
00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:19,858
you guys are delirious,
are you hearing this?

201
00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:22,508
Talkin' 'bout positive things,
but you ain't got no game,

202
00:09:22,508 --> 00:09:24,568
and it's plain to see,
you're strange to me

203
00:09:24,568 --> 00:09:26,518
'coz we be shining like diamonds,

204
00:09:26,518 --> 00:09:28,518
y'all be petty cash, nice mustache-

205
00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:30,298
-conquistador's been wanting it back,

206
00:09:30,298 --> 00:09:32,158
in fact what are
you, a rat-a squirrel-

207
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-some kinda fat meerkat who thinks he's rad
-

208
00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,108
-and look at that
-

209
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,208
-your bird friend's
dropping words absurd again,

210
00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,648
you spit a rhyme that
exposes the nerd in him,

211
00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:42,028
if you think Alpha Dog is
gonna lie down and let you win,

212
00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:44,598
your head be all inflated I
guess just like a giant blimp.

213
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Okay Pops, you got this!

214
00:09:50,908 --> 00:09:52,708
Yeah, you can finish him off!

215
00:09:55,218 --> 00:09:58,038
It's been some time
since I've felt this way,

216
00:09:58,038 --> 00:10:00,228
challenged by such worthy opponents.

217
00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:03,738
Your rhyme scheme is good but
you're missing a few components.

218
00:10:03,738 --> 00:10:07,118
You may say things that are hurt
or some things that will sting,

219
00:10:07,118 --> 00:10:09,908
but for you it's all just posturing.

220
00:10:10,178 --> 00:10:12,758
Look inside and be true
to some real feelings

221
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:15,198
and the world will be
yours I'm assuring you.

222
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,338
So I thank you good sirs
for this great contest-

223
00:10:18,338 --> 00:10:20,388
-it's certainly been lots of fun,

224
00:10:20,388 --> 00:10:23,228
but there's nothing you
can say to put me to rest,

225
00:10:23,228 --> 00:10:25,358
so really, I've already won.

226
00:10:30,848 --> 00:10:32,388
We did it, we won!

227
00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:33,998
We're not losers!

228
00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:36,568
My, that was exhilarating!

229
00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,448
Thank you for standing by me,

230
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:42,548
the power of poetry is nothing
compared to the power of friendship!

231
00:10:42,548 --> 00:10:43,818
No problem Pops.

232
00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:47,108
I'm just glad no-one
can call us losers now.

233
00:10:47,108 --> 00:10:50,398
Hey losers, where'd
you get those outfits?

234
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:52,108
My mom's closet?

235
00:10:55,268 --> 00:10:56,218
We should probably go change clothes.


